All Shops & brands starting with the letter A

American eagle outfitters  

American express 
ATT (AT&T)  

Atlas Pen and Paper

Audio book club 
Avon calling

All shops & Brands starting with the letter B

Baby Needs
Bare Necessities 
Bargain dog 
BassPro 
Battery shop 
Beer 
BestBuy 
Bike 
Blue Nile   
BMG  
Bombay  
Boscovs 
Boutique Beverly Hills 

Brigade Quartermaster 

British Air 
Brylane home 
Bugle boy 
Buy Com 

All shops & Brands starting with the letter C

Carabella
Cash Advance
Cigars
Cingular
Classified Ads
Coffee Direct
Cognigen
Computer Geeks
Crest
Cuddledown

All shops & Brands starting with the letter D

Dell  
Dell Computer

della's wedding registry
Delta Airlines
Demandline Business Services

Designer Outlet
Diamond.com 

Dick's Sporting Goods

DirectONE 

Discount Office Supplies

Discovery  
Disney.com 
Disney Store  Domestications
DriveOff 
Driveway

All shops & Brands starting with the letter E

Earthweb 
ebWorld
edelights 

edestiny - make shopping easier

ediet - Diet eframes 
ehits 
ehobbies 

elance printing 

Enterprise Rent-a-car 

enutrition 
epilot  

eprintpress - full color printing 

estamp 

esticker - sport and cartoon stickers   

estyle for baby

etera gardenn center

All shops & Brands starting with the letters F to G

Fairfield Resort low cost vacations 

Figi.com  Flowers Fogdog 
Ford cars 
Forzier 

Fredericks Spring 2006 

Freeshop   Furniture

Gardeners Supply Company

Gardening Supplies 

GE Phone Service 
 
Giardinelli 

GorrillaMobile for mobile phones

All shops & Brands starting with the letters H, I, J and K



All shops & Brands starting with the letter L

All shops & Brands starting with the letter M, N and O

Macy's
Maidenform
Magic Cabin
MotherNature

Nancy Ganz
Norwegian
Cruise Lines 
Net Flix

OfficeMax
Orbitz
Overstock.com

All shops & Brands starting with the letter P, Q and R

All shops & Brands starting with the letter S

Salton 

Sharper Image, Outlet Prices  

Sirius Radio
SmartCruise 
Sole Struck 
Spanish Fly - aphrodisiac? 
Spencer Gifts 

Sports Utility Vehicles 

Staples  
Staple links 
Start Logic 
Stress Less  
Sure foot fitted sheets 
Szul

All shops & Brands starting with the letter T

All shops & Brands starting with the letters U, V, W, X, Y ,Z

Unitedshades for sunglasses

Universities with online courses and degrees

Vacations for free or very low cost 

Viking Office Products 

Walmart

Walmart special sales 

Windstar Cruise Line   

Wine shop 
Wine and beer
Wolf Camera

Xsorbiit

Zihr
 

beer drinking I'll never drink again No more beer for me Please, don't make me drink that beer
the agonies of beer drinking

Dick's Guide to the agonies of beer drinking

Those who drink beer have problems. Solve them here.

Troubleshooting Beer
PROBLEM	CAUSE	SOLUTION
Beer unusually pale and tasteless.	Glass empty.	Get another beer.
Beer dry and tasteless, shirt wet.	Mouth not open, or glass directed at wrong part of face.	Go to rest room. Practice in mirror.
Feet cold and wet.	Glass held at incorrect angle.	Re-orient angle of glass so that opening is on top.
Feet warm and wet.	Improper bladder control.	Stand next to dog, mutter about housebreaking. Get another beer.
People appear blurry and distorted.	Glass empty, looking through bottom.	Get another beer.
Opposite wall covered with lights, floor absent.	Fallen over backwards.	Tie yourself to bar. Get another beer.
Cigarette butts in mouth, people not visible.	Fallen over forward.	Tie yourself to bar. Get another beer.
Floor moving.	You are being carried out.	Ensure you are taken to another bar.
Room is dark, music does not play.	Bar is closed.	Ask bartender where you live.
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